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Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now
If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet…well you’re a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now...
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Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds
My mom always said to me “Before you decide to get married , make sure your heart is filled with the utmost love and respect for the person you’re marrying. Unless that person has really big perky...
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Alanis Morissette Is Now Fat
Uh-oh. It looks like someone has put on a few “my-ex-boyfriend-Ryan-Reynolds-is-now-engaged-to-Scarlett-Johannson” pounds. But, honestly, I saw this coming a while ago. After seeing her in concert a...
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Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds
A couple weeks ago we posted a pic of Alanis Morissette displaying her hefty weight gain and surmised that it may have been because her ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds is marrying Scarlett Johansson. You can...
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Guy From Van Wilder Loves Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Rack
When I was a kid, my Dad took me to the movie theater to see North, the movie where Elijah Wood hates his parents for some reason, and so he travels around the world visiting horribly stereotypical...
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